Gotta love husbands!

[Carol]

I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).

Don offered to help. I reminded him microwave 2 minutes. I forgot to
warn him, just the water.

He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave... He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress. (grin).

Bet he doesn't make that mistake again! Took 10 minutes to clean the
microwave.

[Jim]

Post by Carol
I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).
Don offered to help. I reminded him microwave 2 minutes. I forgot to
warn him, just the water.
He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave... He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress. (grin).
Bet he doesn't make that mistake again! Took 10 minutes to clean the
microwave.

I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but no potato.

[Citizen Winston Smith]

Post by Jim

Post by Carol
I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).
Don offered to help.  I reminded him microwave 2 minutes.  I forgot to
warn him, just the water.
He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave...  He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress.  (grin).
Bet he doesn't make that mistake again!  Took 10 minutes to clean the
microwave.

I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but no potato.

Hmmm...try this:

[jmcquown]

Post by Carol
I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).
Don offered to help. I reminded him microwave 2 minutes. I forgot to
warn him, just the water.
He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave... He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress. (grin).
Bet he doesn't make that mistake again! Took 10 minutes to clean the
microwave.

I'm going to have to be the first to say it: powdered coffee? (Just
kidding. And now I'll be accused of bullying you.) I quit drinking
coffee years ago (love coffee ice cream, though!) but I used to enjoy
Kava brand. I was introduced to it when I was about 17 and worked at an
ice cream parlor where they also served deep fried hamburgers, hot dogs
and deep fried tater tots. For some reason, some customers who came in
wanted a cup of coffee. Kava instant coffee was the only kind the owner
stocked. Glad you got the microwave cleaned up!

Jill

[Citizen Winston Smith]

powdered coffee?  (Just kidding.  And now I'll be accused of bullying
you.)  I quit drinking coffee years ago

I...I...I...

Me...Me...Me...

`classic narcissism`

[Bruce]

Post by jmcquown

Post by Carol
I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).
Don offered to help. I reminded him microwave 2 minutes. I forgot to
warn him, just the water.
He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave... He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress. (grin).
Bet he doesn't make that mistake again! Took 10 minutes to clean the
microwave.

I'm going to have to be the first to say it: powdered coffee? (Just
kidding. And now I'll be accused of bullying you.) I quit drinking
coffee years ago (love coffee ice cream, though!) but I used to enjoy
Kava brand. I was introduced to it when I was about 17 and worked at an
ice cream parlor where they also served deep fried hamburgers, hot dogs
and deep fried tater tots. For some reason, some customers who came in
wanted a cup of coffee. Kava instant coffee was the only kind the owner
stocked. Glad you got the microwave cleaned up!

Powdered coffee is for closet tea drinkers.

[Carol]

Post by jmcquown

Post by Carol
I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).
Don offered to help. I reminded him microwave 2 minutes. I forgot
to warn him, just the water.
He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave... He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress.
(grin).
Bet he doesn't make that mistake again! Took 10 minutes to clean
the microwave.

I'm going to have to be the first to say it: powdered coffee? (Just
kidding. And now I'll be accused of bullying you.) I quit drinking
coffee years ago (love coffee ice cream, though!) but I used to enjoy
Kava brand. I was introduced to it when I was about 17 and worked at
an ice cream parlor where they also served deep fried hamburgers, hot
dogs and deep fried tater tots. For some reason, some customers who
came in wanted a cup of coffee. Kava instant coffee was the only
kind the owner stocked. Glad you got the microwave cleaned up!
Jill

Grin, like the Asian ones but cheaper. I don't brew coffee because I
normally only have 1 or 2 dups a day (grin).

Don cleaned the microwave (evil grin, I was cleaning the cup to keep my
pretty dress pristine!)

He was laughing too. In recompense, I'm making one of his favorite
dishes, Ugly Chicken... (Don named the dish and it stuck). I snagged a
pic as it's cooking.

https://postimg.cc/62CtnLNt

[D]

Post by Carol
I was headed to the kitchen with an empty cup to make another coffee
(Hills bro Vanilla Cappachino).
Don offered to help. I reminded him microwave 2 minutes. I forgot to
warn him, just the water.
He put the powder in first and of course, it exploded all over the
microwave... He proudly broght it to me, disaster and all, dripping
hot chocolate/vanilla coffee for me to enjoy in my WHITE dress. (grin).
Bet he doesn't make that mistake again! Took 10 minutes to clean the
microwave.

Wow! Did he clean the microwave? And did you have him repeat the procedure
to make sure he got it the second time around?