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BryanGSimmons
2024-10-26 12:56:59 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
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Cindy Hamilton
2024-10-26 15:02:35 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
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Cindy Hamilton
jmcquown
2024-10-26 15:56:16 UTC
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Post by BryanGSimmons
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy. That's why snap-traps make sense. Rodents that eat poison
will crawl off and die inside the walls, die and stink. Here's a hint:
mothballs deter mice and rats. Sprinkle them around outside the area
where you think they're coming in. Then find the opening and close it off.

Jill
BryanGSimmons
2024-10-26 16:25:12 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat poison
mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around outside the area
where you think they're coming in.  Then find the opening and close it off.
This mouse somehow managed to eat the PB off the snap trap not once, not
twice, but three times w/o setting it off. I've never seen anything
like it. You could set it off with a feather, but that mouse was
skillful. I say *was*.
Jill
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--Bryan
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"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
Cindy Hamilton
2024-10-26 17:31:33 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat poison
mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around outside the area
where you think they're coming in.  Then find the opening and close it off.
This mouse somehow managed to eat the PB off the snap trap not once, not
twice, but three times w/o setting it off. I've never seen anything
like it. You could set it off with a feather, but that mouse was
skillful. I say *was*.
Raw bacon. They can't resist tugging on it.
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Cindy Hamilton
BryanGSimmons
2024-10-26 17:39:50 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat poison
mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around outside the area
where you think they're coming in.  Then find the opening and close it off.
This house is large, and 99 years old. Finding everywhere a mouse could
get in would be a huge undertaking.
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Post by BryanGSimmons
This mouse somehow managed to eat the PB off the snap trap not once, not
twice, but three times w/o setting it off. I've never seen anything
like it. You could set it off with a feather, but that mouse was
skillful. I say *was*.
Raw bacon. They can't resist tugging on it.
Haha. That is one of the only things other than dry cat food that my
stupid cat likes to eat. If we get another mouse, I'll try that. We
have plenty of snap traps left, and any excuse to buy bacon works for me.
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"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
songbird
2024-10-27 02:40:28 UTC
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Raw bacon. They can't resist tugging on it.
put a little peanut butter on top of the trip pan and
put the rest underneath it.


songbird
heyjoe
2024-10-26 18:49:44 UTC
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This mouse somehow managed to eat the PB off the snap trap not once, not
twice, but three times w/o setting it off. I've never seen anything
like it. You could set it off with a feather, but that mouse was
skillful.
My two goto baits are Tootsie Rolls and bread crust smeared with
peanut butter.

Always set your trap against a wall, with the bait closest to the
wall and perpendicular to the wall.
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2024-10-26 20:12:22 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy. That's why snap-traps make sense. Rodents that eat poison will
crawl off and die inside the walls, die and stink. Here's a hint: mothballs
deter mice and rats. Sprinkle them around outside the area where you think
they're coming in. Then find the opening and close it off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
Hank Rogers
2024-10-26 20:55:33 UTC
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Post by Cindy Hamilton
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat
poison will crawl off and die inside the walls, die and stink.  Here's
a hint: mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around outside
the area where you think they're coming in.  Then find the opening and
close it off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
Hush! Everyone knows trump has never molested small animals. When he
talks about grabbing pussy, he doesn't mean house cats.

That's just disinformation.
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-10-26 22:45:26 UTC
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Hush! Everyone knows trump
AGAIN!

You just don't learn, do ya boyo?

https://rumble.com/v5k873p-trump-on-rogan-responds-to-kamalas-hitler-smear-a-very-low-iq-person.html

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OliviaLeeJones
3 hours ago
Trump made it so for politicians to be taken seriously by the voters
they must be authentic.

That is a big problem for politicians because nearly none of them are
authentic. They are all slaves to their top one, two, or three donors.
The vast majority don't represent their constituents.



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MarkeyFarrell
3 hours ago
If Tump is adolf , then kamaLIAR is Satan.
D
2024-10-27 10:11:05 UTC
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Post by Cindy Hamilton
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat poison
mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around outside the area
where you think they're coming in.  Then find the opening and close it
off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
Hush! Everyone knows trump has never molested small animals. When he talks
about grabbing pussy, he doesn't mean house cats.
That's just disinformation.
Apologies Hank, upon further consideration, you are of course correct.
gm
2024-10-27 11:22:18 UTC
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Hush! Everyone knows trump has never molested small animals. When he talks
? about grabbing pussy, he doesn't mean house cats.
That's just disinformation.
Apologies Hank, upon further consideration, you are of course correct.
Try to watch this THREE - hour interview with THE DONALD... it's
GREAT... he is such a smart and funny guy...

26,165,339 views Oct 25, 2024 The Joe Rogan Experience

Donald Trump is currently the 2024 Presidential Candidate of the
Republican Party. He previously served as America’s 45th president, and
is also a businessman and media personality.



ARTICLE:

Whale Psychiatry, Life on Mars, and ‘Survival’: Trump Sits for
Wide-Ranging Three-Hour Interview with Podcast King Joe Rogan

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/whale-psychiatry-life-on-mars-and-survival-trump-sits-for-wide-ranging-three-hour-interview-with-podcast-king-joe-rogan/

"Less than two weeks before Election Day, former president Donald Trump
sat down with popular podcast host Joe Rogan for nearly three hours for
a wide-ranging interview that included a trademark discussion of life on
Mars, the mental health of whales, and some Trump campaign greatest hits
on the failures of the Biden-Harris administration...

The interview has generated significant buzz since it was announced last
week, given that The Joe Rogan Experience is the most popular podcast on
Spotify, with an audience of more than 14 million listeners tuning into
the program on the digital-music service alone, not to mention the
massive audience that views Rogan’s interviews on YouTube, where the
Trump episode racked up more than 10 million views in less than twelve
hours...

The longform interview format, which Rogan pioneered to great success,
gave Trump the opportunity to move in and out of topics — a
conversational tactic he described during the episode as “the weave” —
expanding on his standard stump-speech riffs with the occasional
interjection from Rogan...

“We had no problem with [North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un],” Trump told
Rogan. “We have a bigger problem, in my opinion, with the enemy from
within, and it drives them crazy when I use that term.”...

“We have people that are really bad people that I really think want to
make this country unsuccessful,” the GOP presidential nominee added,
citing the border crisis as an example of how the U.S. is being
undermined within the federal government...

It was one of the best interviews of a politician I haave ever seen...

Rogan was thorough, and let Trump speak, challenging him respectfully
when appropriate. Trump is intelligent, but not slick. There is no
veneer. he really wants to connect, obviously enjoys people, life. he's
also aware of what he calls his "weaving" as he calls it. Good story
tellers do this; it's color...

Has it occurred to anyone else that Trump is campaigning like he's in
his 50s and Kamala is campaigning like she's almost Biden's age? He has
a lively energy that is completely lacking in Kamala; he's just going
for it while she's tentative, lacking in confidence...

It's not just their "vibes," though, it's also how they choose to
engage. While they've both been on podcasts, he's the one who really
lets his hair down and opens up as if he's a kid; her preference for
legacy MSM interviews, on the other hand, is just another trait that
makes her/her campaign feel "old."..."

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GM
BryanGSimmons
2024-10-27 12:35:38 UTC
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Post by Cindy Hamilton
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat
poison will crawl off and die inside the walls, die and stink.
Here's a hint: mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around
outside the area where you think they're coming in.  Then find the
opening and close it off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
Hush! Everyone knows trump has never molested small animals. When he
talks about grabbing pussy, he doesn't mean house cats.
That's just disinformation.
And he doesn't approve of immigrants who eat pussy.
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--Bryan
For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.

"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-10-27 19:36:00 UTC
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And he doesn't approve of immigrants who eat pussy.
Mostly they are pretty rapey, to the tune of 70% of the women traveling
here pay for their coyote transport fees the old fashioned way.

https://www.reuters.com/world/migrants-are-being-raped-mexico-border-they-await-entry-us-2023-09-29/

REYNOSA, Mexico, Sept 29 (Reuters) - When Carolina's captors arrived at
dawn to pull her out of the stash house in the Mexican border city of
Reynosa in late May, she thought they were going to force her to call
her family in Venezuela again to beg them to pay $2,000 ransom.
Instead, one of the men shoved her onto a broken-down bus parked outside
and raped her, she told Reuters. "It's the saddest, most horrible thing
that can happen to a person," Carolina said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/mexican-cartel-sexual-violence-migrant-women-abortion-laws-rcna145164

Mexican cartels are using sexual violence as a weapon against migrants,
leading women to discover they are pregnant after they cross the border
— and face abortion bans.

https://cis.org/Oped/Rapes-and-deaths-along-dangerous-migrant-route-are-Biden-and-his-come-border-policies

The Biden administration claims its border policies are creating “a
safe, orderly, and humane immigration system.”

In fact, they’ve created a humanitarian disaster.

Vice President Kamala Harris can say “Do not come” until she’s out of
breath, but people will keep making the dangerous trek to the US border
so long as there are good odds of being released into the country by the
Border Patrol.

And the odds are really good — since President Biden’s inauguration, his
administration has taken into custody and then released some three
million illegal aliens.

And that’s not counting the million and a half (or more) who weren’t
caught, but who know they’re home free because the White House has
stopped most immigration enforcement inside the country, too.

But isn’t stopping all that nasty law enforcement “humane”?

No, because Biden’s catch-and-release policies are enticing millions to
undertake risky journeys that frequently result in injury or death.

The nonprofit group Doctors Without Borders recently reported that
“Sexual violence in the Darien Gap is increasing,” with stories of “rape
tents” and victims as young at 11 years old.

The mayor of a town in the area said people routinely die trying to
cross the jungle, succumbing to disease or being washed away by rushing
rivers.

Many others are robbed, sometimes by bandits from his own tribe, even as
the ceaseless flow of migrants (half a million just this year) trashes
the tribe’s home territory.

And the inhumanity doesn’t end when the survivors emerge from the
jungle. There are 2,000 more miles of kidnappers, robbers, and rapists
to pass through.

The same Doctors Without Borders group reported in early 2017 on the
consequences of Obama’s lax policies in encouraging illegal immigration.

It reported that two-thirds of foreigners crossing through Mexico
reported being victims of violence, including one-third of women who
said they’d been sexually abused.

And then when migrants get to Mexico’s northern border towns they have
to contend with both the local smuggling gangs and the larger drug
cartels that divide the border region into separate zones of control.
Reuters has reported that rapes of migrants this year in the Mexican
cities across the Rio Grande from South Texas are the highest ever recorded.
D
2024-10-27 21:40:33 UTC
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Post by D
Post by Cindy Hamilton
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy.  That's why snap-traps make sense.  Rodents that eat poison
mothballs deter mice and rats.  Sprinkle them around outside the area
where you think they're coming in.  Then find the opening and close it
off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
Hush! Everyone knows trump has never molested small animals. When he talks
about grabbing pussy, he doesn't mean house cats.
That's just disinformation.
And he doesn't approve of immigrants who eat pussy.
True. It's his pussy, so why should he accept other stealing it from him?
Daniel
2024-10-28 03:29:22 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy. That's why snap-traps make sense. Rodents that eat
poison will crawl off and die inside the walls, die and stink.
Here's a hint: mothballs deter mice and rats. Sprinkle them around
outside the area where you think they're coming in. Then find the
opening and close it off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
If you have a picture of Karmela, all animals big and small will come
into your kitchen and you'll leave the door open to remove burden.

Then you'll talk about how there aren't any animals in the kitchen and
that it's a conspiracy theory perpetrated by the Russians.
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-10-28 19:17:25 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
That's why we use snap traps.
Yep, Cindy. That's why snap-traps make sense. Rodents that eat
poison will crawl off and die inside the walls, die and stink.
Here's a hint: mothballs deter mice and rats. Sprinkle them around
outside the area where you think they're coming in. Then find the
opening and close it off.
Jill
I use small portraits of Trump, that also helps to keep vermin away.
If you have a picture of Karmela, all animals big and small will come
into your kitchen and you'll leave the door open to remove burden.
Then you'll talk about how there aren't any animals in the kitchen and
that it's a conspiracy theory perpetrated by the Russians.
+1

Bruce
2024-10-26 18:00:09 UTC
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Post by BryanGSimmons
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Maybe if you hadn't declawed your cat...
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Jim
2024-10-26 18:12:50 UTC
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On Sat, 26 Oct 2024 07:56:59 -0500, BryanGSimmons
Post by BryanGSimmons
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Maybe if you hadn't declawed your cat...
Your better half de-nutted you.
Bruce
2024-10-26 18:30:37 UTC
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Post by BryanGSimmons
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Maybe if you hadn't declawed your cat...
Your better half de-nutted you.
Do your mental health carers monitor your Internet behaviour at all?
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Jim
2024-10-26 18:36:09 UTC
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Post by BryanGSimmons
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Maybe if you hadn't declawed your cat...
Your better half de-nutted you.
Do your mental health carers monitor your Internet behaviour at all?
Projection noted, humpy.
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-10-26 20:49:36 UTC
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Do your mental health carers monitor your Internet behaviour at all?
Are you on work release, or still stuck in the Howard Springs covid
prison camp?
Hank Rogers
2024-10-26 18:45:20 UTC
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On Sat, 26 Oct 2024 07:56:59 -0500, BryanGSimmons
The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Maybe if you hadn't declawed your cat...
Your better half de-nutted you.
Poor Master.
Jim
2024-10-26 18:11:46 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Try trapping instead.
ItsJoanNotJoAnn
2024-10-26 19:24:28 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Your cat doesn't catch mice?? But having a cat, I'm
surprised one would be brave enough to enter your house.
Hank Rogers
2024-10-26 20:52:41 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago. It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there. Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death. They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly. I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Your cat doesn't catch mice?? But having a cat, I'm
surprised one would be brave enough to enter your house.
He once had a declawed cat and probably tortured it in other ways too.
Yes, but look at the good side ... You got to sniff that poor cat's ass
Master.
Citizen Winston Smith
2024-10-26 20:42:33 UTC
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He once had a declawed cat and probably tortured it in other ways too.
My small needle nose vise grips would be prefect to remove your
fingernails with.
jmcquown
2024-10-27 12:50:45 UTC
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The mouse drug off the cake of poison several days ago.  It's under the
stove or dishwasher or somewheres near there.  Now the mouse is dead,
and my kitchen smells like death.  They're small, and dry out pretty
quickly.  I'm not even going looking for the poison or the rodent.
Better dead than alive though.
Your cat doesn't catch mice??  But having a cat, I'm
surprised one would be brave enough to enter your house.
Could be like a 'Tom & Jerry' cartoon. ;)

Jill
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