Post by Helvetica DepotPost by BryanGSimmonsWith all the sexual things I've done with women, hand-job was never
one of them. It'd be like, *You have a problem with having a dick in
your mouth, and you think that a hand-job is some kind of substitute?*
I can see where that level of verbal coarseness must have diminished
your dating pool vastly.
I seldom dated. I've always hated not having a steady GF.
As you please.
Your constant lapping rhetoric indicated a higher libido Lothario than
that admission, but exaggeration is of course a needle-dick's province.
The middle one was a bad girl. Good girls reciprocate oral sex, at least
occasionally. Bad girls do not.
Perhaps there was something about that reciprocal mandate that didn't
sit well with her?
You know, it's like when you have a
broken vacuum cleaner, you don't know whether to say that it sucks or it
doesn't.
Perhaps your unit was overloaded with smegma and she wasn't that into
stinky cheese.
I know women and head cheese, right?
Or you may have needed a bit more celery to sweeten your semen up.
I guess that women prefer to "date" prissy guys like you.
I think what they prefer generally is a dash of class, cut with wry good
humor, and burnished with a complimentary nightcap of experimentation,
not obligation.
With me, they
skip the niceties, since what we both want is my face between her legs.
Your face isn't the greatest catch, so I hasten to add that may not be
their key metric.
That enough coarseness for you?
A better question is - was it good for you?