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I BROKE my Djembe!
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John Kuthe
2021-10-13 21:05:27 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) for me came by to pick it up and FIX IT for me!


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Hank Rogers
2021-10-13 21:29:06 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) for me came by to pick it up and FIX IT for me!
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
Why didn't you just shoot it up with your pecker juice?
i***@webtv.net
2021-10-13 22:15:37 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
GM
2021-10-13 22:19:37 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Christ, the thing looks like a dead muskrat wearing a Kente cloth...
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i***@webtv.net
2021-10-13 22:43:08 UTC
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I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Christ, the thing looks like a dead muskrat wearing a Kente cloth...
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GM
I don't know why he hasn't used one of those six-bladed razors on it.
John Kuthe
2021-10-13 23:41:33 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Christ, the thing looks like a dead muskrat wearing a Kente cloth...
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GM
A Djembe used goatskin for it's drumhead, and the legend is never be a LOUD goat, as you end up as a Djembe drumhead!

Lotta wisdom in legend!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
Bryan Simmons
2021-10-14 00:25:03 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Christ, the thing looks like a dead muskrat wearing a Kente cloth...
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GM
A Djembe used goatskin for it's drumhead, and the legend is never be a LOUD goat, as you end up as a Djembe drumhead!
Lotta wisdom in legend!
Perhaps you could add some epimedium to your prostagandin plus
anal destruction videos Sunday regimen. It's HERBAL!!!! A gift to
you from Mother Gaia.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
--Bryan
John Kuthe
2021-10-14 01:06:52 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Christ, the thing looks like a dead muskrat wearing a Kente cloth...
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GM
A Djembe used goatskin for it's drumhead, and the legend is never be a LOUD goat, as you end up as a Djembe drumhead!
Lotta wisdom in legend!
Perhaps you could add some epimedium to your prostagandin plus
anal destruction videos Sunday regimen. It's HERBAL!!!! A gift to
you from Mother Gaia.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
--Bryan
Using BIG WORDS fits right in with your Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Bryan! ;-)


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GM
2021-10-14 02:44:59 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Christ, the thing looks like a dead muskrat wearing a Kente cloth...
--
GM
A Djembe used goatskin for it's drumhead, and the legend is never be a LOUD goat, as you end up as a Djembe drumhead!
Lotta wisdom in legend!
Perhaps you could add some epimedium to your prostagandin plus
anal destruction videos Sunday regimen. It's HERBAL!!!! A gift to
you from Mother Gaia.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
--Bryan
Using BIG WORDS fits right in with your Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Bryan! ;-)
Hmmm...now WHERE did I espy the term "meretricious piffle"...HMMM, John...???

IMWTK...!!!

😁
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jmcquown
2021-10-13 22:29:11 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Surely he has more than one. I wonder what those "friends" of his will
charge to fix it.

Jill
Sqwertz
2021-10-18 11:02:52 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Surely he has more than one. I wonder what those "friends" of his will
charge to fix it.
The problem that John doesn't see here is that he's an ethical
vegetarian. They would never use an instrument that was made from
animal skins. And skins for djembes come from goats that are
virtually starved to death so they won't have fat in their skins.
So they rip the skins of the goats (often still alive) and throw the
rest of goat into the Niger river still kicking and screaming, as
the meat is useless and spent from malnutrition.

Mother Gaia will definitely NOT be happy with John one bit And I'm
shocked that Bruce hasn't pointed all this out yet, her being the
forum's premier expert on Veganism and Ethical Standards.

An empty 5-gallon pickle bucket from most any fast food restaurant
sounds better and can be "tuned" to have a much better variety of
tones. It's the choice instrument of street musicians here in "The
Music Capital of the World".

But those are made from fossil fuels. And now he's so good at the
skin flute....

-sw
Bryan Simmons
2021-10-18 14:25:14 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) came by to pick it up.
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
I bet the neighbors were cheering when they carried it out the door.
Surely he has more than one. I wonder what those "friends" of his will
charge to fix it.
The problem that John doesn't see here is that he's an ethical
vegetarian. They would never use an instrument that was made from
animal skins. And skins for djembes come from goats that are
virtually starved to death so they won't have fat in their skins.
So they rip the skins of the goats (often still alive) and throw the
rest of goat into the Niger river still kicking and screaming, as
the meat is useless and spent from malnutrition.
Mother Gaia will definitely NOT be happy with John one bit And I'm
shocked that Bruce hasn't pointed all this out yet, her being the
forum's premier expert on Veganism and Ethical Standards.
An empty 5-gallon pickle bucket from most any fast food restaurant
sounds better and can be "tuned" to have a much better variety of
tones. It's the choice instrument of street musicians here in "The
Music Capital of the World".
But those are made from fossil fuels. And now he's so good at the
skin flute....
-sw
Homo Sapiens have been using animal skins and bones for years! Eating animals too! It's the old Predator Prey relationship. Apex Predators always depend on the animal life with whom they live. For food.
And YES I am good at working my skin flute! Learned in the bathtub as a small child. I wondered what would happen if I washed my penis and put up with the almost unbearable ticklish sensation and that's how I discovered orgasms! In Elementary School! And I also learned climbing in such a way as to cause myself to orgasm! Like up the rope at gym class!
Maybe that's why I love to shave my nads, and do every morning and have for 20 years! :-)
I'd love to see your skull being smashed by an ape wielding a femur.

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
--Bryan
Michael Trew
2021-10-19 03:15:46 UTC
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I'd love to see your skull being smashed by an ape wielding a femur.
http://youtu.be/toNuups_j4A
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John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
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Bryan, YOU ARE EVIL! :-(
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
Oh, like no one saw that coming.

Sometimes this feels like Groundhog day.

Bryan Simmons
2021-10-13 22:33:53 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) for me came by to pick it up and FIX IT for me!
They're not your "FRIENDS." Your relationship might be cordial, but it
is professional. Your only friend is Gary. He'd like you to sell your
house and move into a place with him near the ocean where you can
commiserate about the bitches who ruined your lives, have lots of cute
weasels, and maybe much more. He won't mind when you beat your
djembes, or beat your thingie because he is YOUR FRIEND!!
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John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
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Gary
2021-10-14 12:40:23 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) for me came by to pick it up and FIX IT for me!
They're not your "FRIENDS." Your relationship might be cordial, but it
is professional. Your only friend is Gary. He'd like you to sell your
house and move into a place with him near the ocean where you can
commiserate about the bitches who ruined your lives, have lots of cute
weasels, and maybe much more. He won't mind when you beat your
djembes, or beat your thingie because he is YOUR FRIEND!!
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John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
--Bryan
Really Bryan? lol
Bruce 0.77 Beta
2021-10-14 04:16:16 UTC
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So my FRIENDS Stephanie and Matt (who built my Djembes) for me came by to pick it up and FIX IT for me!
John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
Hey, they cancelled "Brown Sugar", John - BOO HISS ... !!!

:-((((

I find it noteworthy that the urge to cancel rock songs for their supposed licensing of
immorality was entirely a right-wing or Christian phenomenon when it got started in the
Sixties and now appears to be entirely a left-wing phenomenon.

Brown Sugar’ Gets Canceled

After hearing the record thousands of times, I was unaware that the Rolling Stones’ classic “Brown
Sugar” is about enslavement because I can’t understand anything Mick Jagger says in the entire first
verse. All I hear is: “uh uh uh uh uh uh JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT.” Turns out the lyrics are these:

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he’s doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

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seemingly for the first time ever, which led to a New York Post headline saying that “Rolling Stones retire
classic rock song ‘Brown Sugar.’” In the body of the story, Keith Richards is less absolute, saying, “We might
put it back in.” He seemed to be smarting about feeling pressure to dump the song when he told the LA
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